3. The black Power Ranger was black and the yellow Power Ranger was Asian because…we were so completely ahead of our time and beyond the capacity to even think in terms of something as inconsequential as race that… uh… I don’t know. Casting directors were racist in the nineties.
I beg to differ; casting directors are still pretty racist, actually. At least there was an Asian Ranger and a black Ranger back then.
Otherwise, the rest of this article is actually pretty hilarious. Tamagotchis! Beanie Babies! “I really, really wanna zig-a-zig ahhhhhhhhh.”
The way #6 was written reminds me of everyone’s complaints about Twilight’s Edward…
Spice Girls forever!
BWAHAHAHA: “Lisa Frank is not the name of a woman, it is the name of a movement, a culture, a way of living. It is a theory, a concept, a belief in something greater than yourself. It is the belief that all girls are entitled to dolphins covered with rainbows, jewel-encrusted frogs, and unicorns in acid-trip colors hugging each other. It is the ideology that no notebook is complete until it literally hurts your eyes to look at from so much color saturation. It is the hope that no school supply, no matter how insignificant, will be left un-bedazzled. It is the knowledge that your eraser cap, and that of your granddaughter’s, and her granddaughter’s after her, will not be some boring little nub–it will be a diamond covered with butterflies in a rainbow of colors. It is the dream of a better tomorrow.”
Difference: Sam is not a stalker, and he climbs into Clarissa’s window with her knowledge and consent. Edward oils the windows so Bella won’t here, and then watches her sleep without her knowing he’s there.
He oils the window?? Lol I don’t remember that, but I was sick when I read the books, so yeah. Anyway, I was just saying it reminded me, not that I actually think they’re the same.