3. The black Power Ranger was black and the yellow Power Ranger was Asian because…we were so completely ahead of our time and beyond the capacity to even think in terms of something as inconsequential as race that… uh… I don’t know. Casting directors were racist in the nineties.
I beg to differ; casting directors are still pretty racist, actually. At least there was an Asian Ranger and a black Ranger back then.
Otherwise, the rest of this article is actually pretty hilarious. Tamagotchis! Beanie Babies! “I really, really wanna zig-a-zig ahhhhhhhhh.”