What Your Favourite Disney Film Says About You
First and foremost, you love yourself some books. Some people have porn, you have that scene where Beast reveals to Belle the library that he is now giving over to her, as he knows it’s what she would love more than anything in the world. No human being will ever romantically live up to you in your life now, as no one will be able to present you with an 8,000 square-foot Baroque library in the middle of a French castle to use at your discretion. You also have a soft spot in your heart for provincial France, Stockholm Syndrome, teacups with tiny chips on their rim, and furniture that springs to live to give you fabulous dating advice. Essentially, when you dream and go to that happy place, you are Belle.
I wish these lists had broken these Disney films into Pre-Renaissance, Renaissance, Post-Renaissance, and Pixar, because I definitely have favourites in each category. But I suppose you had to make me choose, then Beauty and the Beast is the hands-down winner. And the thing about book porn is totally true.
SNARF. The Aladdin one in Part I cracked me up.
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I’m all for the Jungle Book.
“Oooo Hoooo hoooo…I wanna be like you hooo hooo….”
It puts the Lion King to shame – COPY CATS!!!
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