My Kingdom for a Fake White Flower
Does no one sell silk flowers anymore? I must have walked into 6 florists this morning in search of a large white silk (or other sort of fake) flower and not a single one had them. I could have sworn you used to be able to buy artificial plants at a florist (I know, I know, it defeats the purpose) but I suppose not. I found a few at last at a local 99 cent store and with some judicious application of Krazy Glue to a few hair pins, hopefully we shall achieve success.
Yesterday I went on a mini makeup shopping spree at Duane Reade as I don’t really own any. Eye makeup in the 30s was dramatic, but also shimmery (women used to dab a bit of Vaseline on the center of the eyelid for a bit of shine). I lucked out and found some shimmery eyeshadow that matched my dress, as well as false eyelashes. I also bought The Scariest Lipcolour Ever. This lipstick, it is BRIGHT and IN YOUR FACE. It isn’t sultry plum or dark rose, it is Drunk-In-the-Alleyway-and-I-Woke-Up-with-Gonorrhea red. Called “Heartbreak” on the tube. It is the reddest, most saturated shade I’ve ever seen without the slightest hint of either blue or orange. I have never in my life worn a colour like this; girls of my complexion are told to stay away or else risk looking sallow. I don’t think I look sallow, but my god, I look like a vampy harlot.
Perfect.















