10 Things 90s Kids Will Have To Explain To Their Kids

3. The black Power Ranger was black and the yellow Power Ranger was Asian because…we were so completely ahead of our time and beyond the capacity to even think in terms of something as inconsequential as race that… uh… I don’t know. Casting directors were racist in the nineties.

I beg to differ; casting directors are still pretty racist, actually. At least there was an Asian Ranger and a black Ranger back then.

Otherwise, the rest of this article is actually pretty hilarious. Tamagotchis! Beanie Babies! “I really, really wanna zig-a-zig ahhhhhhhhh.”

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She was dumbfounded by what was being asked of her. It had been years since she knelt on the hard wooden pews of the Giraffe’s church, years since she had been asked to absorb, to translate, to understand the abstract. She had always been concerned with the tangible, the practical, the mundane; she had no use for God or metaphysics. She was a scholar of the corporeal, not of philosophy or, heaven forbid, POETRY.
The Education of Sumire Min

I am WOEFULLY behind on my NaNoWriMo word count. Oh well.

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High Fantasy for Young Adults

Books win their audiences for a reason. Most popular books wear their artlessness on their sleeve: Stephenie Meyer, the author of the “Twilight” series, is an awkward writer with little feeling for construction, but the intensity of emotion with which she imbues her characters is enviable. You never doubt her commitment to the material, which is half the battle won. So to say that Paolini is an unskilled narrator and a derivative mythmaker is more or less beside the point. What is it, then, that makes the books enter kids’ consciousness?

First, kids experience them as mythologies more than as stories—the narrative sweep is, curiously, the least significant part of their appeal. [...] The sheer invocation of a mythology casts a deeper spell than putting the mythology on its feet and making it dance. If you talk to an Eragon reader, you will see why the introductory seven-page synopsis of the mythology is necessary. The synopsis is the story.

A really interesting article about what makes fantasy so appealing for young adults. Recommended! I especially like the analysis of Twilight and Eragon as heightened versions of what kids experience everyday.

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Dove Sei, Amato Bene?

Last night Cap’n Sweet Valley was unable to see Handel’s Rodelinda at the Met and, knowing I was also a fan of opera, bequeathed me his tickets. To my surprise and very great pleasure, Andreas Scholl was Bertrarido, a role for which he had sung to great acclaim in his debut. (I have something of a thing for Andreas Scholl. I don’t know; I can’t explain it either except for the fact that his voice is otherworldly.) There’s a beautiful transcendent quality to his voice and I swear, we were all transported when he sang Dove sei.

The only thing marring the evening was the fact that some nincompoop decided to bring her children. I’m all for children enjoying opera, providing they SHUT THE FUCK UP. My parents brought me to my first opera (Hansel and Gretel) when I was 9, and I was perfectly well-behaved. What I did not do was fidget, rock the seats, or ask questions throughout the entire first act. Thankfully they left before the last act, or else there would have been words.

The production was marvelous, of course. Oh, to be able to see opera more regularly…

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Shared Trypophobia

  • PSYCHIC ROOMMATE: Today’s Google welcome is seriously trypophobic. Fair warning.
  • JJ: Not us! We have a turkey!
  • PSYCHIC ROOMMATE: Really?! Oh wow, Google France has a really long elaborate Stanislas Lem game.
  • JJ: Heh, if I type Google.fr I can get to the game. It’s not as bad as you’re making it out to be. Yet?
  • PSYCHIC ROOMMATE: Wait for it…
  • JJ: (few seconds later) A;SDL FIQEDS FLFH G;WRKDFSwsfd edgbdvgdsf!~!!!!!!

For those curious, it was the multi-eyed monster thing that came lurching out from the right side of the frame. ;dfa qedsfSWDEFSse f I had to immediately close out the window.

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Portobello Road

In a nostalgic mood (and because I’m either suffering from food poisoning or a monster has taken up residence in my stomach), I decided to rewatch some Disney films I loved as a child: Mary Poppins, 101 Dalmations, and Bedknobs and Broomsticks. It’s probably been about 20 years since I’ve last seen Bedknobs and Broomsticks entirely from start to finish, and I had entirely forgotten about the “Portobello Road” number. What struck me about this number is while historical pieces generally erase (or overlook) people of colour (and not that Bedknobs and Broomsticks is at all a shining example of multiculturalism), this film didn’t forget that non-white people also fought for Britain during World War II.

When Bear and I were first getting to know each other, becoming friends, before we started dating, we took a trip out to Portobello Road. I was looking for a British military jacket, and as Portobello Road was the “street where the riches of ages are stowed”, I figured I’d likely be successful. (I was.) Bear starting singing this song as we walked down the road. In hindsight, it’s no wonder I fell madly in love with him.

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How Heathcliff Got a Race-Lift

Even back in 1993, Branagh’s casting of Denzel Washington as Don Pedro in Much Ado About Nothing caused nowhere near as much controversy his decision to put Keanu Reeves in it.

Hilariously, I remember watching this adaptation when I was in 7th grade and not even blinking at the fact that Don Pedro was black, but being very confused as to why Don Pedro’s bastard half-brother was a terrible actor. (Sorry Keanu, but you hit your stride in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.)

An interesting piece from The Guardian about whitewashing–or as they call it “race-lifting”–films. I’m not sure about the term “race-lift” (despite the punnage), as it sort of implies that anything not-white needs to be “lifted” to white. The comments are terrible, but generally articles to do with race are rife with horrible comments that make me want to stab myself in the face.

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Hunger Games Trailer

Katniss seems a bit winsome instead of hardened and cynical, I still hate whoever it is they cast as Gale but I approve of Lenny Kravitz as Cinna, and why is Haymitch sporting a blond wig? Nevertheless, this trailer is succeeding in getting me excited for this movie–I think they’ve got the visuals for the Capitol spot on.

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The Education of Sumire Min

So, I know it’s already 11 days into November, but is anyone else doing NaNoWriMo? I am cheating, of course, as I’m actually NaNo-ing a project I was already about 35K into by the time November rolled around. (I’m doubly cheating because this is actually the backstory to a villain character in another novel I started writing to avoid working on it.)

Min Sumire was eighteen years old and a woman grown the day an ill wind from the West blew in and rattled the foundations of her new life. Until then she had believed herself impervious to the typhoons and tsunamis of emotional upheaval, but it only took a single blow to her heart to upend everything she held to be true.

These were the truths she held to be unquestionable: that she was smarter than everyone about her, that her beauty was a weapon to be wielded, and that her heart was as cold as ice. She would do anything to serve her own needs ahead of another’s, and she made peace with the knowledge that she was ruthless and beautiful.

But it was all a lie, and it only took was one kiss for her foundations to come crashing down about her ears.

You’ve seen me post drawings/paintings about it. God, I have so many methods of procrastination. Don’t want to write your novel? Write another one! Don’t want to write that? Draw pictures from it instead! Yeesh. I’m also really good at getting in my own way. I started writing this book to get away from relentless research and just write characters making out, but I’m about 42K into it now and THERE IS STILL NO MAKING OUT. Instead I’m writing political scene after political scene after political scene in an attempt to get to the kissing. Also I apparently can’t stop researching; it’s a terrible compulsion! An addiction! I just wanted to write makeouts, dammit!

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The Problem With Having a Ubiquitous Name

My friend Allison emailed me this morning with the subject line “I’m concerned…”

That hyphen in my last name is a double-edged sword, man. On one hand, it causes untold administrative problems. On the other, I can be DAMN WELL ASSURED that I’m most likely the only Sarah Jae-Jones in existence. (Because I must be speshul! And yooneek!)

Not that having a hyphen prevents people from calling me Sarah Jones anyway. Sigh.

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