Cap’n Sweet Valley | Uncreated Conscience

My Only Regret

by JJ on 8 Apr 2011 in Publishing

CAP’N SWEET VALLEY: (on phone) Today is Friday.
JJ: We-we-we so excited! Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards…
CAP’N SWEET VALLEY: ?
JJ: …I have few regrets in life, but Googling Rebecca Black? That is one of them.

I'll take anything gay.

Cap’n Sweet Valley asking for book recommendations.

by JJ on 5 Feb 2010 in Video

You all want to see a video of Cap’n Sweet Valley, no? You know you all do. Because he’s really adorable.

He plays “Stoneage Literary Agent”. He’s a show stealer, that one. You’ve all seen WeBook, of course. You haven’t? Then why are you waiting?